-*-*- خدمة العملاء سنة 2020 -*-*-
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aladdin4ever
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Mytee
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-*-*- خدمة العملاء سنة 2020 -*-*-
Customer care in 2020
Operator : 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...'
Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator : 'Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?'
Customer: 'It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610'
Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr fahmy and you're calling from7 mostafa maher. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'
Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Low Fat Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'
Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'
Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99'
Customer: 'Can I pay by! credit card?'
Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'
Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'
Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.. .'
Customer: ' What!'
Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registra tion number 1123...'
Customer: ' ????'
Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... '
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?'
Customer: [Faints]
Operator : 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...'
Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator : 'Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?'
Customer: 'It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610'
Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr fahmy and you're calling from7 mostafa maher. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'
Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Low Fat Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'
Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'
Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99'
Customer: 'Can I pay by! credit card?'
Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'
Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'
Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.. .'
Customer: ' What!'
Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registra tion number 1123...'
Customer: ' ????'
Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... '
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?'
Customer: [Faints]
Mytee- super
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عدد الرسائل : 2442
العمر : 36
السٌّمعَة : 58
نقاط : 8067
تاريخ التسجيل : 19/02/2009
رد: -*-*- خدمة العملاء سنة 2020 -*-*-
هههههههههههههههههههه
جاااامدة جداااااا
جاااامدة جداااااا
asmaa- عضو جديد
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عدد الرسائل : 37
العمر : 33
السٌّمعَة : 0
نقاط : 5600
تاريخ التسجيل : 23/02/2009
رد: -*-*- خدمة العملاء سنة 2020 -*-*-
coooooooooooooooool
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaamed ya Myteeeeee
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaamed ya Myteeeeee
aladdin4ever- عضو فعال
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عدد الرسائل : 427
العمر : 33
السٌّمعَة : 4
نقاط : 6066
تاريخ التسجيل : 02/03/2009
رد: -*-*- خدمة العملاء سنة 2020 -*-*-
ههههههههههههههههههههههههه حلوه اوى
may be- عضو مميز
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عدد الرسائل : 717
العمر : 32
السٌّمعَة : 20
نقاط : 6558
تاريخ التسجيل : 18/04/2009
رد: -*-*- خدمة العملاء سنة 2020 -*-*-
ههههههههههههه
جاااااااااااااااااااااامد اوووووووووووووووووي
جاااااااااااااااااااااامد اوووووووووووووووووي
eng_tweety- عضو سوبر
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عدد الرسائل : 1379
العمر : 33
السٌّمعَة : 15
نقاط : 7099
تاريخ التسجيل : 06/03/2009
رد: -*-*- خدمة العملاء سنة 2020 -*-*-
ربنا يخليكم
Mytee- super
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عدد الرسائل : 2442
العمر : 36
السٌّمعَة : 58
نقاط : 8067
تاريخ التسجيل : 19/02/2009
mzm_1991- عضو مميز
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عدد الرسائل : 806
العمر : 32
السٌّمعَة : 10
نقاط : 6443
تاريخ التسجيل : 27/02/2009
رد: -*-*- خدمة العملاء سنة 2020 -*-*-
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
بجد موضوع اكتر من رائع
بجد موضوع اكتر من رائع
so what- عضو سوبر
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عدد الرسائل : 1116
العمر : 33
السٌّمعَة : 12
نقاط : 6842
تاريخ التسجيل : 28/02/2009
رد: -*-*- خدمة العملاء سنة 2020 -*-*-
جامدة جدا جدا
بس مش غريبة45 دقيقة فى 2020
بس مش غريبة45 دقيقة فى 2020
دعاء محمود عبد السلام- عضو سوبر
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عدد الرسائل : 1201
العمر : 33
السٌّمعَة : 5
نقاط : 6864
تاريخ التسجيل : 08/04/2009
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